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Meatnecks and Boomsticks 1

by Grymm on September 28, 2010 at 12:00 am

Posted In: VW Archives

Grymm Ramblings

Wait? What? What is this? Mutiny? Inconceivable!

Tuck in folks. This story arc’s gonna have everything. Gallons of blood, uncomfortable creepy sexiness, monsters, ugly things, violence, and so very many other treats.

ALL FOR YOU!

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http://gravatar.com/khavren Khavren

Wow, I hadn’t realized it’s been three YEARS that you’ve been doing this!
Marchosias

It disturbs me how sexy that bit from Mac was…or disturbing that I’m not horribly disturbed by that
- which may mean I’m insane, but no one’s surprised by that. Least of all me.

“I wanna fuck and roar” may be the worst possible thing to hear before death. I can only pray that poor, faceless soldier was too dumbstruck to comprehend Shmeerm’s war cry.

Khavren? Did you say three years? Damn… I am impressed.
Curator

hmmm, seems megalomaniacs bent on world domination have other things in common as well, how about we team up Marchosias? I promise not to murder you in your sleep the night after our great victory.
http://www.voodoowalrus.com Grymm

Khavren: Yeesh. It has been three-ish years… Kinda. Despite about a year long hiatus there.
Muleface

That must mean I’ve been reading this for two and a half years then (including hiatus). Bloody hell time flies past…
Marchosias

Very well Curator, allies it is. I warn you however, that I do not actually sleep, but rather refuel on caffeine and dance the night away, so murdering me quietly on Victory Eve may be difficult.
http://www.voodoowalrus.com Grymm

Jesus Muleface. We’ve must’ve hooked you way back when we were what? Still on DrunkDuck? Worse, ComicGenesis?
http://www.voodoowalrus.com Grymm

I always knew CreepKnight and I would be partially responsible for a global takeover. We just kinda assumed we’d be taking over. But you know what? This works far better. You guys can take over, and we’ll sit back and keep creating new stuff to entertain you with. Deal?
Marchosias

Excellent! Curator and I will take over the world, Muleface gets Scotland, Curator gets an untimely demise, and you guys at Voodoo can entertain us. And get Australia.
http://www.voodoowalrus.com Grymm

Uhm… Marchosias? I think maybe you didn’t mean to type that third part.
WarRoar

well, that one pretty good, hope the new ark is more better than all the other… well i know it was already unbeatable, but let see
Marchosias

The part about betraying Curator, or the part about offering you a large, natural island, full of wacky people, where a wacky sense of humor is already legally enforced? Quite so. My invasion plans are available to the public, to engender a sense of belonging and brotherhood, before my armies of cybernetic bears march across the world.

Seriously, Australia is the seat of awesome. Awe lives there.
http://www.voodoowalrus.com Grymm

Yeah, the part about betrayal.. That just seems like something one wouldn’t neccessarily just… announce.
http://gravatar.com/khavren Khavren

“Just to reiterate, I come in peace, you will all die shortly”
Muleface

Yeah it was when you were on DrunkDuck that I stumbled accross this from a link on the thewebcomiclist.com.
Marchosias

Fair is fair.
Kudos on the new ark.
http://www.voodoowalrus.com Grymm

Ah, it does my heart good to look here and see 16 comments on this page. To think, it was just last year around this time that we maybe got a couple comments every few weeks. It only a matter of time before I’m going to have to work out a deal with Mirth to type my incoherent gibbering replies to your comments as I sit hunched over the drawing table just to save time!
Mirth

You know full well I would do so for Vito’s and the simple joy of getting to see you make pretty things….or just if you asked nicely.
Curator

we are realistic villains, I mean, its obvious we will betray each other eventually, No point in beating around the bush, this way there are no surprises, well, other than him trying to figure out which poisons I am and am not immune to, amongst other interesting secrets, it keeps things interesting for both of us after the world is finally ours, Its important for partners to keep things interesting after the initial excitement of world wide conquest wears off… Honestly, once I kill him, I’ll probably be so bored I’ll re-institute roman style gladiator matches, and massive city wide orgies just to keep from getting bored… It will be like the 2000 election, Bush and Gore as far as the eye can see…